Killer Tuna Sandwich

Someone is trying to kill me...but not very good at it. I received a bunch of small tuna cans as they hadn't been eaten since they were purchased years ago, and most liekly would not be eaten in the near future. And so I inherited them. Though much smaller than the standard cans, they were unusually light...hmmm...and so I shook the cans and lo and behold, there was no liquid inside and the contents rattled around like a child's toy. Eh??? Upon opening the can (no vaccuum seal left), I found incredibly dessicated tuna. How old is this stuff? I'm glad it was not an emergency food source or that I was in a bomb shelter with dinner in mind. ;) Just check out the rust! Last time I checked, iron oxide was not a required nutrient...Botox ingestion anyone?